Friday, December 6, 2013

Fall Trip to Thailand 2013

We had a great fifty-nine day trip to the "Land of Smiles".

Please forgive the mistakes in English.  I'm a plumber and not an English Major.  Please just read it and enjoy the pictures.


We landed in Bangkok at around one o'clock in the morning.  By the time we got through immunizations, baggage claim, customs and taxi ride to our bouquet guest house in the Shumhamvit Road area of Bangkok it was about 3:00 AM.   

Bangkok is a 24 hour town so we had a shower, it was around 90 degrees F. Then we went to get a little food before trying to get some sleep after being in the air for over 18 hours. 

I slept about four hours and jet-lag got me up.  I went for a walk and had a little coffee.  Daeng stayed in bed.  


When I got back from my walk she was up so we went to Foodland and had a little Farang Food (Western like in American Food.)  Here is a picture of us on the curb in Bangkok. 

I like Foodland as it's real name is "Took Kae Dee" which in Thai translates in English to "Cheap and Good". 

That is a correct statement for the place.  

I had an American breakfast of two eggs over easy, toast, bacon, juice & coffee.  

Daeng was not very hungry but on the way back to our hotel room she saw some BBQ frogs that she got interested in.  We took them back to our room and eat them there.  Like Daeng says: "Tastes like Chicken."


For the next few days we didn't due to much except eat, sleep and walk a little.  Jet-lag kicked our butts.  We did see a picture of the "Hear no, See no and Speak no Evil Monks".  We laughed at it.  



Short stay of a few days in Bangkok and we made the plane ride north.  The plane ride is about one hour and twenty minutes, then a car ride of about forty minutes and we're home. 


We made it back for Sumo's birthday party.  Yea, cake and ice cream. Sure was a good example of comfort food.  

Sumo really got into the cake!

We hung our for the next few days just catching up with what had happened over the summer.  

We registered Daeng's motorbike for the 2103-2014 year.  The Buddha's year of 2014 is 2557. 

Daeng did go to a funeral of a lady that she knew.    She let me stay home as she knows I don't like them.


When she came home she told me of the people at the funeral and told me that if she ever gets bossy to kick her in the butt.  She said that the folks were short handed to serve folks food and drinks so she just started helping.  


She said one of the ladies, that was a guest, started ordering her around like she was a slave.  She just told her she would help her next and continued to help people.  I guess that same lady then told her to wash the bowls as they did not have enough.  Daeng said she just went ahead and washed the dishes and did not say anything but she just hoped she would never be like that lady. 

I'm glad I was not there as I think I would have spoke up and talked about how "Low Class" that lady was.  I try to be loving but It was best I didn't go.  Daeng is just a real sweet lady. 
 
We did a few thing around the house, like wash windows.  We tried to teach "Bum" that if he touches the windows he has to wash the windows.  He is good at touching but not washing.  

By the way, his real nickname is "Bom" but I call him "Bum".

We also eat a few ice cream sandwiches from the ice cream guys or gals that comes around. Here they make an ice cream sandwich with two slices of white bread, ice cream, corn, coconut, peanuts and stuff.  I think it is funny to watch the family eat them.

It was nice to visit the local morning market and have coffee and Pa-Thong-Ko with our Chinese coffee shop owners.  

Even the morning market beggar was happy to see us.   The first thing he did, when he saw me, was look at his finger nails.  If his hands are clean I give him a few Baht. One Baht is about three cents.


The coffee is okay but this Pa-Thong-Ko is one of the best around. 

I guess I did piss off a few folks making a joke about his "Obama" T-shit.  It is really a picture of a Chinese Man that although he killed many folks he is looked up to for part of their freedom. 

The price of gasoline is down a little.  A US Gallon of Gasoline is about $6.00 US dollars.  91 Octane gasohol is $4.74 USD.  Now, diesel is less than $4.00 a gallon.  I'm told the Thai government subsidizes the price of diesel. 

We also visited DEDPC/GMS to give them the donation of 10,000 THB for their lunch program.  They are really nice folks and you can read their blog at http://depdcblog.wordpress.com/author/depdcvolunteer/



They helped Daeng learn to sew and gave her some self respect and motivation when she was younger.  You can read about that at http://terrysstories.blogspot.com/2013/05/folks-on-top-of-our-hero-list-depdcgms.html



Now, talk about being scared.  I took a little nap and woke up to this!   

I still love her!  

We also did some shopping.  We are looking for chairs for our bedroom but haven't found anything we really like.  

We did buy Daeng a new motorbike.  It is a Honda Zoomer-X.  It was fun to buy as you pick out the motorbike and then add the stuff you want on it.  The kids love them as they can make them look anyway they want. 

We started with "Red" as Daeng's name means "Red" in Thai.  We than added the chrome stuff.  It does ride and handle nice but is a run around town kind of motorbike. 
If we are going over a few miles we take mine as it is bigger and stronger. 

Bum, Daeng's Grandnephew, is becoming potty trained.  He is funny because he was trained the Thai way on a squat toilet, he squats on the western toilet also. We only have one of the five bathrooms with a squat toilet. 


We also kept busy by painting the hall-way of the first and second floor staircase.  It was a tough place to paint but Daeng and I did a great job. 
 
The gal at Home Mart also helps us out to buy things as she understands English and knows almost all the part names in English.  She is a big help to us. 


Things on the Myanmar (Burna) Border crossing are pretty busy each day.  Our little town of Mae Sai is as far north as you can go in Thailand and is a well used border crossing.  It is a major part of this town's economy.  


The weather has been pretty clear and you can see the mountain out our bedroom window. 

There has been a lot of activity raising money for the Buddhist Temples.  I get a kick out of the folks as they raise money and then have a party with beer and whisky while taking 
the money to the temple. One of the five precepts, Buddhists suggested rules, is no mind altering substances.  I guess that doesn't mean alcohol.  I'm just saying.  

Who said "Money doesn't come on trees!"? That is a money tree on the pick-up truck in the right of the picture. 

We like to visit some friends and family in the second largest city in Thailand, Chiang Mai.  It is a three and a half hour drive over the mountain to the southwest.  To give you some idea of size, Bangkok is around 16 million folks and Chiang Mai great area is around one million folks.  


We were renting a car at Thai Rent-a-Car at the Chiang Rai Airport.  We took a taxi from our house to the airport.  We were stopped at the first check-point and our bags were searched.  I told them that we did not mind them searching our baggage but they needed to ware gloves.  I carry latex gloves in my carry-on bag to give to the offices when they want to open our bags.  


It was a good trip over the mountain.

Florida Orange Juice anyone? By the way, the juice was about $3.31 US Dollar a half gallon .  Yep, the real stuff, also!

It is November and a lot of expats live in this area so the Thai's decorate for Christmas.

Ice Cream, anyone? 

There are a lots of attractions here, also. How about the Balloon Festival? 

We love to have cake and celebrate life with our friends.  


It was great fun to have to have cake with our friend Brian, too!  



Daeng came to the celebration and helped eat the cake, as well.

Chiang Mai is a big shopping area so we bought motorbike helmets for ourselves and one for "Bum".  We hope it will fit him. 


We wanted to visit Tiger Kingdom so we drove over and spent the afternoon. 

We hired a photographer so we could just spend time with the tigers and not worry about taking pictures.  We were glad we did.  


The babies were playful and delightful. Daeng's comment to this tiger was: "Did you just fart?"

The bigger cats just kind of wanted to sleep as they are awake at night.  I think it is called nocturnal. 

Now, the really big tigers just slept as we put our head on them.  

Daeng said she could take a nap on this big guy!

We had a lot of fun and it was well worth the money to get in.  The photographers did a great job, as well. 

 Well, will the fun never end, time to go home to Mae Sai. 

We got up early and had a little breakfast.  Daeng loves chicken feet anytime of day, 

We drove over the mountain and stopped for a little stretching.  It was a clear day. 

We decided we would go through the short cut and stop to see "Meechu", Chom-nom's Mother, in the little AKHA village of Ban AYO.  

When we got there we caught her in the bath house, naked.  We all laughed and we watched her get dressed in her AKHA clothes.  


No one knows how old she is but she has beautiful dark hair.  She has to put it all up to put her head dress on. 


I asked her if she has wrinkles all over.  She started to show me and then realized I was kidding and started to laugh.

After that she has to put her leggings on.

I told her I would be good little boy and she laughed again.  I thought she was going to spit out her chew as she laughed really hard.  

Yea, dressed and a little smoke.  She said is was going to be a good.


 She gave us a papaya from her tree and told us to come back and see her anytime.  

She is a really nice lady.

We agreed we would would spent the night in Chiang Rai and then head north to our home in the morning.

We got up early and went over to our friend Jan's Coffee Shop.  Wow, she had it all fixed up and it looked really great. 


We had coffee and drove the additional 60 Km home. We did stop at our favorite chicken place and got some to go. 


Bum and the rest of the family was happy to see us.  Bum liked his new helmet, too.  We hope he wears it and is safe.  It is just a little big for him but it's okay. 

In the morning, Daeng got up and did the wash.  


She still likes to do part of the wash the old fashion way.  

Oh, I almost forgot, on the way home we found a charcoal Bar-B-Que that we liked.  They told us they were coming to Mae Sai tomorrow and would deliver it. 

Well, it's time for more cake.  It is Cola's birthday.  A family night out at the BBQ Restaurant and lot's of food and fun.  


Cola has helped us over the years and it was very nice of him to invite us, too. 

We ate way to much!

Here is something they tell me is very good on the Bar-B-Que.  Daeng says: "Tastes like Chicken, too."

It is a holiday time named Loi Krathong. We have written many stories on this blog about the holiday.  If you would like to read them just click HERE and HERE.  It is on the Full Moon of the Twelfth Month of the Thai Lunar Calendar.

Daeng and the family always have fun hand-made Krathongs, They are
made from banana tree trunk and 
banana leaves held together with
pins, and decorated with flowers.




Then, in the evening, 


folks crowd the waterway


and float and the 


Krathongs.  



It is 

a 


Big 


Party and the Thai people love to


party!


This is a picture of one part of 


our little town. 



It is a very mellow holiday and is 

great for us old folks.  



The kids are back in school at DEPDC/GMS.  We were able to have lunch with them.  Again, we want to thank everyone that donated money to help this program. 


They are a great bunch of kids.  


It was a good Veterinarian lunch and the kids were very happy and full of laughter. 


I have lots of picture but because this organization is to protect kids and young adults from human trafficking they do not want pictures posted unless there are at least three in the picture.  


The kids also liked seconds of desert. 

If you would like to help with this project please contact me. 

By the way, you can buy anything you would like to eat in Thailand.  Here is a picture of Shark and Sting Ray in the market.

The prices are in Thai Baht per kilogram.  One Thai Baht = about 3 US Cents.  

I was helping with the laundry this morning and Daeng said: "You very sexy man.  You do laundry!" 

We both laughed. 

Wow, we have been here for a month and a half.  It's time to pack and go back to California for the winter.  

Daeng got all the spices that she wanted to take back and we packed everything up in two suitcases. 


I also laughed when Daeng brought me some seedless grapes for breakfast.  She actuality cut each grape and took the seeds out of them.  She is a cool lady and a wonderful cook! 


It was a good trip south to the Chiang Rai Airport.  We flew on Thai Airlines into the new airport in Bangkok. This is our first time traveling with Thai Airways and it was a better experience than Air Asia.  

We did not have to pay for our baggage and the new airport is much closer to the beach city of Pattaya. The extra cost of the tickets on Thai Airways was saved in the lower cost of transportation to Pattaya. 


In the morning we had a huge breakfast at the little family place just up the road from the beach. 

Although we try to stay away from buffet style dining.  Here you pick out what you want and they bring it to the table for you.  


The Mother, who oversees and does all the cooking, always makes something special and supper spicy for us.

We love to see her as when she sees us she always starts smiling. 

I also laugh at Daeng as when she walked by a pay phone, she checks to see if there is any money in the coin return.  

Old habit still return sometimes. And

yes, they still have them here although everyone has a cellular phone. 


We stopped at a little shop to see if we could find a Buddha for our friend.  This lady sells old religious artifacts.

We also got to spend a little time with our friend Wayne, from Canada.  He also fell in love with Thailand and is thinking about retiring here. 


After a week here in Pattaya, it's time to say good-bye for now and make the looonnnngggggg plane ride back to California.  The good thing is the trip back is only about 15 hours in the air. 


One last thing before saying good-bye.  Here is a picture of a cigarette cartoon.  Do you think anyone looks at the pictures?  

If you smoke, please stop!

If you don't smoke, help a friend or a loved one stop!

Good-bye Thailand and Hello California. We'll be back in March 2014. 

Friday, October 4, 2013

Summer 2013 - CAKE and FRIENDS

We made it back to Thailand but wanted to tell you how great our summer in America was.  Also, please forgive the spelling and punctuation error.  Remember, I'm a plumber and not an English major.

We had a wonderful Summer. We returned from Thailand in June.  It took us a little while to get over jet-lag and get back into the fast way of life in California.

I called this posting "Cake and Friends" because we spent a lot of time having cake with friends.  We love cake and the birthday celebrations that the cake and candles represent. 

One of the very cool things that Daeng, the little Thai girl and my wonderful wife, did for Father's Day was to wrap my aluminum invoice box in heavy paper.  I had been complaining about the metal box making scratches on our car dash everything I touched the invoice box to it.

She wrapped it in heavy elephant dung paper.  I though, how fitting to have a plumber's invoice box covered with elephant poop.

The nice part is the elephant must have eaten a lot of bananas so now my invoice box smells like bananas.  If you don't believe me, the next time you see us just ask for a sniff.

We started off with cake for Angelina's, our great-grand daughter, birthday party.

Daeng says she doesn't mind being a great-grandmother but dislikes being married to a great-grandfather.

We also had fun with our great-grandson, Isaiah.  He is really cute and minds well.  He had a wonderful time in the bubble bounce. 

They both love their grandmother as you can see in this picture.

We love cake and celebrations so we started off with a couple of our friends celebration the good life.  Again, we love cake and celebrations.
 
 
It was great to spend some time with our friend's Robin and Carol.  Congratulations to Carol, as well.
 
 
George and Jean's cake was delicious, also.  Congratulations to you both.
 
 
 
 
We also love those huge birthday cards.
 









Then we got busy with visiting friends.  Pat Leborio invited us to his show at the Irvine Improv.  Pat is a very funny man.  He also believes laughter is healing.

Pat is wearing a very cool shirt, also.  Thanks Pat!

Oh, I almost forgot, it was nice to see our sister, Diane, in the Huntington Beach Independence Day Parade.  She is very active in the Assistance League of Huntington Beach.  

Our mother turned 92 on July 22, 2013.  We had a BIG party with lots of friends and family.

To start things off, my sister Sylvana with husband Rick, daughter and son Shelsea and Ian flew in from New York to surprise her.  She was very surprised.   She had more surprises to come.

On her birthday, Shivaraj picked her up in his special taxi and drove her to Diane's home.



Diane had arranged with Piecemakers, from Costa Mesa, for tent and stage as well as the Piecemaker Band to play for her birthday.  They were playing when she arrived.

 I was glad to see everyone.  My youngest daughter Amy is with Piecemakers so she came along. My oldest daughter, Tina, was present, too.  Amy is sitting next to Daeng and Tina is on the right.


Eric Schwartz, aka: Smooth-E and Suburban Homeboy came by and spent some time with Mom. Mom has done a couple of videos with Eric and is very fond of him.  Here are two videos with Eric.  Just click on names: Chocolate Coins and White Hurr.

She was very surprised and very happy to see him.

We had lots of other entertainment folks and family come by.  Tom Riehl, our website host and funny guy along with his fiancé, Catrina, with lots of Mom's friends came to her wonderful party.  My sister Diane is a real party maker.  Thanks Sis!

Now, what do we do for her 93rd birthday?

Next, cake for Pat.  Congratulations, you help lots of people.

Then, YEA!, it's my turn.  I also want to thank everyone along the NA Program for helping me stay clean for over 17 years!

Now, my sponsor told me that because I had been clean for 17 years, I had to go to 17 different meetings, share in 17 meetings for 17 minutes as well as putting 17 dollars in each meeting's basket.  I'm looking for a new sponsor!

By the way, I did the 17 meetings and went all the way to Bakersfield to have cake with some friends from that area. Thanks, it was a fun time for all.


Daeng likes all the fruits and vegetables that are grown in central California.  We bought back a car load for good stuff to eat.


This picture of Daeng is in a pecan grove.



This summer, at a show at the Improv, we also hooked up with an old friend Rebecca Arthur .  My question is: "Do you think Rebecca makes Daeng look short?"

It was also fun to spend some time with our old friend, Love You Long Time Sam.  We go back a few years.



Now, the fun and cake, as well as the summer, is only about half over.  It was a long and fun summer.  We got to spend some time at the pool with Lahna Turner, April, August and Ralphie May.  We loved this picture of April and Ralphie with April holding the Reserved Sign.  She is "Reserved" for Dad!


More cake for our friend Jeannie.  Congratulations!

Cake is for us young folks.  Here are a couple of pictures at April's birthday party.  You tell me, who is having the most fun, the kids or the adults?



Everyone is dancing!






It's piñata time.  I want some candy!

Okay, more cake for everyone!

 

Okay, enough cake.  How about a little trip to learn about the 37th President of the United States of America?


Sounds like fun and he was born right here in Orange County in the City of Yorba Linda.

Here is the bed he was born in.


Here Daeng standing with some world powers. 

She is the best looking!



How about a trip to the largest food market I have ever been in.  The funny part is it is right here on Main Street in Santa Ana.



Daeng say the produce is wonderful and the prices are really cheap.




Fresh tortillas, also.





Time for more cake.
  Congratulations Susan!


Okay, how about a little fishing?

My friend, Richard, likes to fish so he bought a little fishing boat.  It is 65 foot long.

We went to San Diego to see him.  Daeng had fun right at the dock. 

We also eat like kings, we love fresh fish.

Although we did not go to sea, Tony, Richard's friend who has been in and around the fishing business since he was a kid, helped Daeng catch fish right at the dock.




She had a blast!


Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.  This is Sissi,  Her job is to keep the Sea Gulls off the boat.

She also models the new style "Doggy Life Vests".

Then we have Nicky.  Nicky's job is to keep the seals away.  Nicky swims about six hours a day while on seal watch.

We had a wonderful time with Richard, Tony, Sissi and Nicky. 


Thank you!





Yea, more cake.  Last week we celebrated Matt and Milo's accomplishments.  congratulations to you both!


Then it was my little sister's birthday.  The day before we left California we celebrated with Mom, sister Diane and my daughter Tina.  I did block out the number candles, at her request.  You know how those girls are.

We had a great summer and I gained seven pounds eating all the cake.  Now it's diet time in Thailand.